1) I own a Marshall amp that goes up to 13 (admittedly it's written in biro).
2) I can name more than 3 players in the England cricket team (although I quite like saying the name James Anderson 3 times).
3) I have a cat that can do the look, like Antonio Banderas' character in Shrek II.
4) I can touch your nose with my tongue.
5) I can walk for miles in flats or high heels (generally without grumbling or stumbling).
6) I've been on TV dressed in my pyjamas (on more than one occasion) and also as a giant puffin.
7) I've touched the hand of Desmond Dekker (but have washed since).
8) I once wrote an episode for Crossroads featuring a character called Stanley Stead Airport (it was cruelly rejected).
9) I know all the words to an Irish Rover, You've got my number (why don't you use it)? and the Voyeurs Blues.
10) I can count accurately up to, and including, at least 10.
42) To help me discover the answer to the ultimate question (and to ensure that my friends stop, cease and desist trying to marry me off)